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So I’m bumming around in Saints Row 3 here, and I’m like “Oh, I should change my outfit for the next mission”. I put on a dress, and this is the first thing my character does. Just splays those legs like she doesn’t give
skysignal: sadboybrigade: i can’t handle this video like he looks so nervous about being a father but he’s trying his best and being so gentle with the little baby i’m lsjflsjflsjgahga look at these cute pibble hippos oh my god
manintolerant:Before I realized I liked girls in my head the idea of being with a man for the rest of my life sounded like an inevitable life-sentence
apparently we need a new one and the guy was like “oh these cost like 10k” and we were like whaaaaTTT so parents are just calling friends to get second opinions and maybe we can get an ac for but we don’t have that cash right now ,,,,,,,
asknsfwcobaltsnow: drwhoovesfan1163: asknsfwcobaltsnow: #NSFW what….its like maka wearing a bra usless Wow, I didn’t notice! unf moar plz
Why do so many dating profiles look like they’re bout ready to murder you !!!!???
fagdral: what if your friend invited you to spend the night and theyre like “we’re gonna have to share a bed” and its like ok cool whatever and then you go into their room and it looks like this
I really need to just sit down and read this book for english but its like….i dont care. I just dont caaaaareeeeeee :[
unclefather: my favorite part of sleepovers is when its like 4 am and everyone is laying down trying to go to bed and its silent and then someone says something like “ass butter” and we’re so tired that we can’t stop laughing
I like it when a character gets a bigggg Drink Before bed and thier friend/SO says somthing like,“Are you sure you should be drinking that much before bed?..”Then the character responds all confident“Of course! Don’t worry it not like I’m 5”
princessharper76: simply2468:Seems like girls don’t wanna talk about pee no more :(This isn’t a reflection of you, but, many girls, like myself, get tired of being made into an object. We’re much more than our pee fetish. It’s not that we don’t
stuffedcow: Anybody have an idea of what constitutes being a bbw? Wanna know how close i am to bbw status I think its like… 300lbs+? I’m not really sure…
trilligan-island: k3lb0y: sonoanthony: firstoffletmesayi: onlyblackgirl: sonoanthony: sonoanthony: last point of today: nobody can rock a bright yellow dress better than a DARK SKINNED woman like i mean… truly my aesthetic, idk about y’all
darkmajor: immaevilspacewhale: kuroganemoofin: Oh cool a manga that Stan Lee helped with Lets see what its like…. Stan why Stan is also the main villain What a national treasure he is.
cryptid-sighting: cryptid-sighting:When I was 12 years old me and my friends discovered Monty Python and so much of the stuff we found funny was just “LOL, random!” to us, but then I got older and found out that the British are Just.. Like. That.
inimicaldolly: randy-butternubbz: I like to skate around town dressed like this xD its like youve taken cosplay and made it into a bad ass every day outfit im so confused
noyouplum: Day After Day AU, pt. 29↳ Would You Like to Leave a Message?
ntbx: I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day
annachibi: threepipeproblems: honestly the real horrifying thing about the US election is seeing Trump/Pence signs crop up around your neighborhood and its like you’ve been in a sleeper cell all these years #like how the fuck #when the fuck #I’ve
sangheilihoes::take my quiz and tell me in the tags, what’s it like being your friend?brb gotta go cry🥺🥺
robotpelvis: Steven Universe is so well written, I mean I was never introduced to Rose Quartz I have no idea what she’s like, but I feel the loss of her. I feel sad. I miss a character I have never met. That’s how well they set the tone. Sorry
I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVED NITE OWL’S SNOWSUIT IN WATCHMEN LOOK AT IT Its so adorable. Its a chubby snowy owl on a scooter. It is the cutest possible outfit he could’ve gone with. You’re supposed to be a super serious hero guy, Daniel,
askthecrystalgempearl replied to your post: wintersolsticezzz said:Are those … theres hats???? Yea, its like a voting hat That’s what it looks like. Also pictured: how it breaks images, in this case my icon that the hat is supposed
I have like 11k songs for it to choose from and this is what comes up on shuffle while I’m drawing Pearl mooning over Rose and I just
Figured I’d put these together, ‘cause I think this effect is pretty neat. I wonder if this is, like, a Pearl/Peridot thing or if any Gem could interface like this.
I feel like some folks either forget or selective ignore the resolution to the episode “We Need to Talk”. Like, a couple weeks back when folks were on that “Rose is pure evil” kick, a lot of people latched on to her condescending attitude in “We
The bit where Pearl says “Yes. Good, Steven. There are many ways to say the same thing.” has always been really funny to me and I don’t know why. Its still one of my favorite comedic bits of dialogue, up there with “Hold the phone. Now give
I just got some new glasses (new prescription) and now my computer screen looks super weird. Its like… smaller but clearer. This is going to take a bit of getting used to. Like the first time I got glasses
execute-billiards: shada-was-in-the-area-and: mechanicalbino: ctrayn: arthurdarvillismyspiritanimal: agentsama: sardinesawesomeness: whimsicalsummersunflower: Its like an evolution 0.o OHMYGOD In which Tim Burton has just been directing one
spudsexuall: It’s so fucking weird how we can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven
codenamecesare:taymonbeal:pistachi0n:Sometimes when I go hundreds pages deep into people’s Tumblr archives, I find really funny posts and I weigh the pros and cons of liking/reblogging them.Pros: I’ll have access to them later because they’re fucking
uncannycorp:tikkety-tok:My least favourite room to clean in. 😅 yo nothing is scarier then going into sculpture rooms at night….. Like I know what you’re gonna say “oh it cant possibly be that scary” but until you’ve
starxapple: the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me
illest-ortiiz: its like you still have my heart /:
i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you
i wonder what its like to be in love with someone that actually is in love with you too. must be nice.
sheafrotherdon: the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.” This is the best thing I have ever seen. omg charles
okay so apparently people are using my pictures for some type of roleplaying?? like its this whole area of tumblr and I dont understand whats happening but it makes me feel very weird .. its like im someones ‘character’ or idea for a character and
sans-papiers: itsazombiething: little-marci: lotsalipstick: this is literally what its like being a cam girl I’M SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER OMG THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING EVER
mrstevenlp replied to your post: so to celebrate the giga-almost-unpaus… im no homestuck but ive seen someone cosplay this character and was like nawplaybunny did it better whicih makes no sense cuz i dont even know the source material?? guess
people seem to like trying to guess my age but they can never get it right
im laughing at teens who think 20+ and 30+ year olds are “too old” to be in fandoms its like WHO DO YOU THINK MAKES YOUR FANDOMS LMFAO
shestheonebeneathmywings replied to your post: my mission in this game is completewhats pokemon shuffle? can ya explain it to me? looks cute o:free to download game off the 3ds e-shop ! its like candy crush
there’s this poketuber i like watching and from his videos he’s pretty nice and seems really down to earth, but daaamn he talks so fast especially in his intros and i feel its like his quirk for his channel but hhhh it gives me a headache LOL
jake-englished replied to your post: its been raining a lot every afternoon…jealousss it’s mostly just hot as hell down here :cits still like suuuper hot in the mornings and noon like 95+ but then fortunately it rains ;u; but its like storm rains
oooh you know what i was thinkinglike at the first of every month for like maybe 3 days i could have a sale on my Redbubble and just lower prices on everything for those daysand i’ll also try to have at least one or two new merch designs up every month
I’m still laughing (genuinely) at all the tags on my mcreyes comic that are like #aww i love dad reyes, #omg reyes is such a good father, #i need more family interactions between them ! whilst me looking at my own comic going, ah yes, its completely
the-place-where: likesdinos: jackmymeat420: corginator: jackmymeat420: drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow you climb that fuckin tree right now I’ve
ubiquitousrouge:I’d really like an orgasm that wasn’t give to me by myself
eosrising: annaanxiety: this is like the funniest toph moment ever The first time I saw this episode I thought ‘aha yeah bc Toph’s in a rock tent’ And then I thought about it a second longer and Jesus fuckin Christ Katara Remember that one time
midbloods:gETTING HUGGED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PHYSICALLY TALLER AND BIGGER THAN YOU IS AMAZING ITS LIKE BEING WRAPPED IN A BIG WARM PROTECTIVE HEAT BLANKET AND ITS WONDERFUL YEAH
My parents aren’t home and its like 2:40 am and I’m not even the sightest bit sleepy but I know I should sleep but I’m still like ‘nahh what else can I don on the internet’
I love the fact that all the Rubies are rough little nuggets with eachother and that its like a common banter between themIt makes it so much sweeter now that we can see how GENTLE our Ruby is when she’s with Sapphire
Im honestly trying my best to get super hype about RW*BY again but theyre like…trying real hard it seems to make Ja/une the main character and its like ‘NO!! I came here for the GIRLS, WHERES MAH GIRLS???’ like the legit reason I got into
the-pepe-of-meme-street: jen-iii: Im honestly trying my best to get super hype about RW*BY again but theyre like…trying real hard it seems to make Ja/une the main character and its like ‘NO!! I came here for the GIRLS, WHERES MAH GIRLS???’ like
angeban replied to your post: i don’t kno w how to inco… oh man your style is perfect for nanofate what are you talkin bout (omg nO u make me bLUSH//// u//o//u♥) but its mostly just their SUPER ANIME hairstyles that is the most difficult to
piranicos replied to your post: anonymous asked:I apologize for b… this is like wall-e so cute omgg cr i e s///
ok so i want u all to know (in case u were confused) that my blog title is “boom clap” NOT JUST BECAUSE i like the song, but its also because i watched a very short monochrome mv that used this song and now i cant find itrip source
its-heiress-actually replied to your post: blackholehalo14 asked:I like the …RT tried to get candy cane started back when vol 1 first came out but it ever caught onhahahahahahaha the more u know